Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

Grilled Cheese Wednesday

A code name for having sex doggy style with your buddy in a dorm room

Dude, Grant told me it's Grilled cheese Wednesday. You know what that means, sloppy poo poo style.