cheetoman

A nickname given to someone who has a penis the size of a cheeto.

"Oh my god, cheetoman is STARING at me again, he keeps sending me pics of his tiny dick"

cheetoman

A guy who's dick is the length of a Cheeto. Nickname for someone who has a small dick.

omfg, there is cheetoman. He sends me pictures of his Cheeto dick ALL THE TIME.

cheetoman

A nickname given post-election 2017 to Donald Trump, for obvious reasons. Check the hair and skin if you don't understand why. See also: Mr Cheato.

"Hey, dude--did you read Cheetoman's latest tweet? That guy's so far out he's on the way back!"