chickenwire

urban alternative for the phrase "it's been a while"

"Man, I haven't seen you in ages"

"Chickenwire dude ... chickenwire"

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chickenwire canoe

Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.

Man, he is completely ate up, a chickenwire canoe.

Chickenwire

A form of information allocation.

This chickenwire just tapped into some deep ground.

Chickenwiring

The act of leaving visible scratch marks on a person's body to the extent that it is unclear whether or not they have been working with actual chicken wire. Commonly with a sexual partner.

Did you see James' arms and back today? I can't tell if he's found a partner who's into chickenwiring or if he's spent all weekend or working with actual chickenwire on DIY projects.

-You get a cat or something, your arms look destroyed.

--Nah, new partner's kink is something called chickenwiring...I had never heard of it either.