Chimp-pansy

An activist or bleeding-heart liberal who wholly embraces the rights of Chimpanzees, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Orangutans, Baboons, Douroucoulis or other primates.

Related Words: Tree Hugger, Hippie.

Chimp-pansy: I will not rest until these animals are afforded the same rights and respect as we humans!

Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)

"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."

-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007

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