When one gets the peculiar urge to date or have sexual intercourse with those of East Asian Descent.
Damn son, Patrick has that China Syndrome yo. He's been macking on Asian chicks all day!
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Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome
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China Syndrome is when you connect to the Internet through a network that constantly tightens up its network policing policies, blocking more and more sites as time goes by. Named for the Chinese government's infamous crackdowns on forbidden sites.
"Man, this is bullshit. My network at work just started blocking 4chan!"
"That's the fifth site they've blocked this month! Sounds like your company's got a case of China Syndrome."
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Or more likely to be called the Gan Mao Zedongβs. Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
a. βWhere have you been all morning?β
b. βI had a touch of China Syndrome "
a. βDude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedongβs.
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To be hit with emails from your boss from the other side of the world when he's supposed to be on holiday
Dude 1: "Jesus H, that's the fourth email he's sent me today"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I know, everyone's getting them, he's got China Syndrome again"
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Originally the belief that a meltdown of a nuclear facility would result in such extreme temperatures that the reactor core would melt clean through the earth, coming out on the other side i.e. China. Can also be used to describe any catastrophe.
Wow that film last night was a bad case of china syndrome
Homer: But Mr. Burns gave me my job, and he hasn't fired me even after three meltdowns and one China Syndrome! I can't betray him!
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meaning a woman so hot, sheβs burning a hole in the planet / usually referenced by acronym CSG / amalgam of term for the resulting effect of a nuclear reactor core meltdown, known as βChina Syndromeβ, and David Bowie song βChina Girlβ
It was like an old John Hughes movie: a nerd like him getting a date with a China Syndrome Girl like her.
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