Chinese Roll-on

The act of a chinese roll-on is when a guy ejaculates into a girls armpit, and rolls the tip of his penis in an up-and-down motion.

"It was a hot summers night so I gave her the good ol' Chinese Roll-on to keep her deodorised."

"She let me give her a Chinese Roll-on and I was inlove."

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chinese egg roll

The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.

Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.

Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.

Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.

Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!

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Chinese Fruit Roll-Up

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

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