The Indian version of Kyle. Drinks Monsters and/ or Redbull. Knows why your check engine light came on. Brings lighter to a temple (to light his cig or help the pujari light the dia? We will never know)
"Yo dude! My car won't start can you help me see what's wrong?"
*chintu flexes his hands*
Chintu: yep I'm chintu, it's cuz your spark plugs are blown man, you'd need about tree fiddy to fix this bad boy
*sips monster*
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Highly Racist Slur used against ethnically Asian/chinese looking North East indian Hindu Tribes.
it's a similar racist term like chinki
Hey Chintu/chinki make some chinese noodles for me.
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Nafrati chintu is basically derogatory term for gay. Sometimes we cal nafrati chintu as jumman both have same meaning that is gay.
You're nafrati chintu so can't have sex with opposite gender.
You're father was jumman so may be you are son of mimta.
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Chintu is known as the son of immortal king of Cheemspur Vimdhayak ji.
sitting on your hand to numb it, spraying ur crushβs perfume on it, and then jerking off with your eyes closed while pretending itβs her.
βhey ellis can i borrow some lotion?β
βyea, why?β
βi want to have the chintu experience tonight.β