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When the bus driver beats the shit out of the freshman who spills his Chobani yogurt all over the bus... Everywhere
Look at this incompetent fool getting Chobanied because he was hungry, *snickers
A perfectly rolled backwood; minimum 2 grams of the finest herb that portrays perfect form and function. An elegant symbol of excellence in a yung heady boys time. A delicacy and relic of the future.
"Yo lets go smoke a swisher?" Nah bruh Chobani only here.
" Damn that looks like a cuban cigar!" Nah fam thassa Chobani
"I smoked the fattest wood earlier, my boy TAFARI called it a chobani"
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When you poop and it feels so good you pop a boner .
"Just got home from Chipotle...shit so hard I popped a Chobani."
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She got aroused and let her chobani flow all over my face
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Just got the new chili cheese griller from tbell, feeling a real chobani coming on.
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A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"