Chodify

The action of stretching out a photo with means to make it as wide as physically fucking possible.

"Bro, why did you chodify that picture of George Washington on our History PowerPoint?"

chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!

guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!

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Chodify

When something increases in girth, especially a penis.

"Yesterday I worked out, and my muscles chodified!"

or

"If you masturbate using this specific technique, mark my words, your cock will chodify!"