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feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner
Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?
Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.
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Beating the meat on good ol' Thanksgiving.
Man, it's Thanksgiving and I couldn't be more thankful for being able to Choke the Turkey.
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When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.
Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck
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What the fuck are you doing here This has no meaning go eat my ass
Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass
Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.
My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.