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Noun. The superior word for particular fruit that many lesser philosophical individuals would refer to as a banana. Plural noun: Chom choms
Having a chom chom every now and then is healthy. Chom choms tend to be yellow or green. Make sure to unpeel a chom chom before you eat it.
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The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.
Hank: IT IS A CHOM CHOM!
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.
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A tropical fruit (technically a berry) that has to be peeled before being eaten. Chom choms are found at most grocery stores in their yellow state. They typically grow in clusters called bunches and do not have to be cooked before being eaten. Lesser educated people often refer to chom choms as bananas and peel them upside down.
I'm making a strawberry chom chom smoothie. You want one?
A form of procrastination used to disguise incorrect reasoning or logic. See Bullshit
"Why is the kitchen still a complete shite heap? You said you were gonna clean it up!"
"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc
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Chom: (Noun) or Child of Media
Reference to someone raised by a television. Someone who is constantly texting or always on facebook.
Chomming: (Verb)
Texting instead of listening to someone while they talk. Walking across the street while looking at a phone.
Wearing a bluetooth headset while eating. Taking real life situations and referencing them to films or other media.
Communicating to your spouse, that you live with, on the internet.
The guy was such a Chom, he walked into the street Chomming on his phone and got hit by a bike.
Bill just chommed on facebook to his wife, don’t they live together?
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