/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.
After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.
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To fornicate with a womens breasts on the first date.
Dude, I totally Chrissed that bitch.
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An amazing guy who is blessed with the talent of being able to make people smile and laugh. He is always able make you feel relaxed. Chriss has an amzing ass and a gorgeuos body and is by far the most amazing guy that there ever was, is, or will be.
If you know a chriss then you are extremely lucky.
damn,
i wish i was like chriss
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a person who is going to grow up and take over the world. A serious asshole if you mess with her, but kind at the same time. Has super vampire powers, and loves everyone. She is as awesome as hell.
chrisse is awesome
chrisse is the bomb
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the act of being away on AIM without an away message.
person1: hey
person 2: hey
person 1: sup
-10 hours later-
person 2: sup
person1: OMFG! dont go chrissin on me!
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Cool, awesome, ideal, PHAT, or otherwise preferred.
"I would divorce my parents because that would be chriss, because then I could stay out all night and that would be chriss"
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Taking a piss that takes less than five seconds, or a very short amount of time
"Hey guys I'll be right back I gotta go take a chriss."
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