Chrizzy Mc Dizzy

If you ever encounter a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy, make sure you have your pants on properly, because a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy always finds its way into even the smallest holes.

A Chrizzy Mc Dizzy is an endangered species that often lives on Red Bull, cigarettes, snus, and chili. It's easy to recognize a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy as they are often covered in Elizabeth Arden hand cream, wear gray sweatpants, and carry a Prada fanny pack.

Dont go in there!! there might be a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy lurking in there...