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Chronk

Chronic wank.

To Chronk is to furiously masturbate for a considerable length of time, with little to no stopping, often coinciding with other bodily functions due to inability to refrain from continuing said act. The act of Chronking can become a serious issue amongst participants, regularly resulting in injury and occasionally, death.

Despite his guilty feelings, after a tough day, Phil decided to endure an eight hour chronk in attempt to relive himself of stress. The ambulance was called at 3:04 in the morning but he was pronounced dead at the scene - phallus still swollen from his vice like grip.

by CatOnTheGrill February 26, 2014

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Chronk

Nickname of anyone named Christian.

Hey Chronk

by atatro1224 January 9, 2021

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Chronk

Describing weed as very good weed. Related to "chronic".

Yo Jaxon stays smoking that chronk

by _asap215 September 27, 2017