Chronoptomist

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to get some weed (chronic).

"Hey, Cindy. You know we're going to see Coraline 3D in like 20 minutes."

"No problem. I just have to pick up from my loafty dealer. In Missisauga. On 420. In a snowstorm. See you in 15."

"You are such a Chronoptomist! I'll see you in 45."

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Chronoptomist

Someone who optimistically misjudges how much time any given task will take, often to their detriment.

I had 30 minutes to get ready and get to work, but it took me 45 minutes to get there. I’m too much of a chronoptomist and never give myself enough time for tasks!