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The most beautiful woman in the world. If you have a Chrystie in your life don’t ever let her go because she is simply the best thing that will ever happen to you. She loves God with a love so far beyond herself, she helps and provides for everyone so selflessly, she’s raising two of the most precious little boys, and on top of having the biggest prettiest heart, she has a smile that’ll melt your heart and bring you to your knees. Chrystie’s eyes reflect drops of dew in the green grass mixed with honey and beams of sunshine. If you know a Chrystie love her with everything you have because once you lose her you’ll never be the same
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Huge penis size averaging up to 8 inches. very muscular, loves to play the skin flute (jerking of the penis) and fucks bitches on the daily
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Had blonde hair when born (but like you know that white person thing where it gets darker later? YEah.), blue eyes, hourglass figure, skater boy, femme tomboy, artist, can never find her name in like those little gift shops with the license plates, has an uncle, suspiciously knows like 10 people born on July 14, was compared to a charleston chew that one time (shoutout to Andrew K. Paschen), a little gay (but only a little bit), homophobic, internalized oppression, has gay little friends, achondroplasiophobic, eat hot chip be bisexual, doesn’t appreciate cinema, can schmoove.
She doesn’t have anything in the urban dict cause shes so special EVERYONE wants to be her. Skater boy and all. She’s beautiful, poetic, resembles Marx and Brad Pitt at the same time (have you ever seen them in the same place????) Was married to Angelina Jolie or idk if that was the other way around. Anyways I love you baby girl this is for you and all the Chrysty’s out there who don’t have definitions of like 10 billion people who want to fuck you like real bad it’s actually,, kinda weird but anyways
Chrysty is the ultimate heartthrob
Chrysti’s are HOT…and CUTE…they are everything! If you happen to meet a Chrysti keep them in your life because they are bound to brighten your days!
I am so in love with Chrysti, she’s wonderful!