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chumley

The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.

She gave me the best chumley ever last night.

by ctfriend April 6, 2009

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chumley

A fat doofus sidekick you just can't seem to shake off.

We'll meet you at 2, but leave Chumley at home.

by Chum Lee February 1, 2004

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chumley

Noun 1)A fat obnoxious walrus like idiot who shows up univited to gatherings and needs to bathe and read a book 2) a fat blowhard. 3) The sexual act of a man sticking his testes into a body of water while his partner blows bubbles in the water

Great! The Chumleys are here! Road trip to Denys!

by Evil Penis February 28, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


chumley

when your testicles are placed into glass of water with a straw while your girlfriend or wife blows on the straw sending bubbles up and around the scrotum.

Wow, that chumley feels the same as when i fart in the bath tub.

by Bobby Rice January 22, 2005

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chumley

To completely ruin or mess up a simple task. To completely and utterly fail. Someone who is completely useless, a total failure.

I pulled a real chumley on that homework assignment. That friend of yours is a real chumley.

by Ca1v1n September 20, 2010

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Chumley

Adjective to describe dirty old man like features on a person such as, wrinkles, crust and clefts in the skin.
People can also have a chumley voice, say if it is squeaky or husky and slurred.

If a person wears a wig and makes it obvious that they are wearing a wig by changing it every few minutes, they are also described as a chumley character.

'eurgh!, that guy's extremely chumley over there.'

'oh no! he sounds very chumley!'

by Raith Potterson January 13, 2008

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Chumley

When u crack an un-announced stiffy in an everyday situation

Man when rhonda walked in i cracked the biggest Chumley

by kampeasy June 16, 2010

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