ChurDirps

Someone who prevents ppl using ppls family members to steal money for them to pay for shiny blue spandex pants cos they shit in their last pair and split them doing a cartwheel and jazz hands

Dat churdirps had duh best seat in duh house cos of duh vip status dat churdirps get automatically when they do a job they don’t wanna do to make wholesome activities less of a nightmare for good people