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A school in Livonia, Michigan, that is populated by the "gangstaz", the weirdoes, the MSC kids, the emo fags, the average fags, and the pirates. Most dumbasses like to pretend the MSC kids are nerds and look funny, when, in actuality, the MSC kids are out blowing up other peoples' cars and getting laid left and right. Currently, Churchill is taken over by pirates. These pirates live in a euphoric state and are generally not very agressive. However, "the Crew" is said to be brutal in fights. Picking a fight with a crewmember is a death wish because most fights attract about sixty armed pirates ready to fight alongside their crewmates. This crew is lead by a psychopathic, yet unbelievably sexy pirate Captain named Jack. Quarrelling with this pirate is unthinkable.
"Hey dude, I went to Churchill High School and picked a fight with some kid."
"How'd it go?"
"It turns out he's a pirate..."
"Is that why you're packing your bags?"
"Yeah - could you help me find my passport?"
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Churchill High School is a School full of a bunch of hot cheeto girls and white girls who act all ghetto. Its also a place where you can find the creepiest guys.
hey i went to churchill high school today
really? how did it go??
terrible, theres a bunch of creepy dudes and ghetto hot cheeto girls.
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Churchill High School, located in Livonia, Michigan is the home of an astute bunch. Firstly, the CAPA kids who play with each others holes and congregate near the Black Box have no problem sucking face and dropping pants at any spot they get. The MSC kids think they know the struggles of the world when they a 98% instead of a 99% on their AP Comp Sci exam, The Student Council is the most embarrassing orgy of badly painted mental health signs and ugly, ugly fucking spirit weeks, and the Band is.. The band. They wear funny hats though. Not going to lie, shut it down now.
“You been to Churchill High School recently?”
“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”
“Not really.”