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Churp slurp

A mixture of cherry cough syrup with any flavor slurpee from 7-11, taken recreationally.

What'd you do last night, Denise?

I put on my new Keebler elf costume, hit up 7-11 for a churp slurp and I can't remember the rest of the night. I woke up in the Taco Bell parking lot around noon.

by Skochdoporn Productions March 11, 2019