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You drive past an ordinary church, its familiar in its overall appearance...inviting even. The awnings over the large birch entryway doors serving as a haven from the onslaught of thick rain...you knock. As the contact of your knuckles on the front door echos through the churches chamber footsteps sound and the residing priest opens the door...behind him you see a beautifully decorated and tastefully lit church corridor. Your eyes fall upon a boy no older than 13 dressed in white head down in prayer. With a lump in your throat you ask what scene is laid before you...without hesitation and shame the priest says this is matrimony. Preston is soon to be my chusband...chusband? You ask. Yes, replies the preist, my child husband.
He is a chusband
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1. It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband
2. Cheating + Husband = Chusband
1. my wife made me an anniversary card, and called me chusband lol
2. my ex wife kicked my ass out of my house and called me chusband lol
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It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore.
chubby + husband = chusband
This party is for milfs only; keep your chusband at home.
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During college Stan was in great shape, but after 15 years of marriage he's a chusband.
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It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband
From reddit:
It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband
He wasn't always a chusband. You should see his pictures from before our marriage.
What you become after a year or more of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband
"Look at my fat ass chusband laying there on the couch. Go get a damn job!