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chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013

179๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


chutney ferret

a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.

that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.

by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

402๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus

George Michael

by Spyke March 20, 2003

242๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!

Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

90๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


chutney ferret

a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers

as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

55๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


chutney ferret

A breed of perculiarly tail-less ferret, specific to the Isle of Chutney, Nova Scotia.

Associated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either sex or with other species.

Chutney ferret - any hole's a goal

by sidddd November 1, 2009

42๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


chutney ferret

Oily Rag i.e. Fag

My Mate Dave

by Jon Brydges December 8, 2003

37๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž