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"a disciple of CheckMK and DevOps guru Bill, who has mastered the art of CheckMK Nags"
Engineering Manager: "So are you familiar with the tool CheckMK?"
Candidate: "I Sure am! In fact you can say I am almost a Ciccone!"
Engineering Manager: (flabbergasted) "You are hired!... We need to deploy NAGs NOW!"
A fantasy football team created in 2011 that finished the season with a record of 1-12. Voted as one of the worst fantasy football teams ever, the Joey Ciccone's was able to claim its first victory in week 10 despite benching half of its team. This victory was one of the biggest upsets in fantasy football history. The head coach that lost to the Joey Ciccone's is currently hiding in Ocean City, New Jersey due to death threats from fans.
Justin: Hey, remember the Joey Ciccone's?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I remember that team.....
An anorexic wannabe singer who uses all her album profits to use "Pitch Correction" on many of her albums. Her music has inspired many of the "pop" artists today. She inspired them by her excessive use of the same sounds/beat for her "music".
Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by dating 22 year old, Jesus Luz.
She is also known as MANdonna.
Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Jesus for example" - COWdonna Ciccone
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he whopped DOM SERAMI, MIKE HAMILTON, BEN BIANCO, AND ADAM BAILEY! he saved MIKE RUESS' ass!!! haha. laurens lil brother. THE NEXT BAD ASS
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Ever need to go into a mode where you are unstoppable and need to be the best? This mode is for you. This mode originated from Nick Ciccone himself. He is the best at everything he does, whether it is drawing, school work, girls, videogames (especially halo and call of duty) etc. After you do something amazing, it is your duty to yell "NCM" in respect to Nick Ciccone, for everything in this world that is amazing is due to his greatness.
Your lacrosse team is tied with ten seconds to go. You get the ball and turn Nick Ciccone Mode on, go around the crease dodging two defenders, go air born sniping top right. The crowd goes crazy and all the player can say is NCM; it's all because of him.
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"a disciple of CheckMK and DevOps guru Bill, who has mastered the art of CheckMK Nags"
Engineering Manager: "So have you used the tool CheckMK?"
Candidate: "Have I?? of course, you can almost say I'm a Ciccone at it! (slight smudge on face)"
Engineering Manager: "(visibly flabbergasted) Well then, you're hired! Go ahead configure these NAGs now!!" (Whole team laughs, 'tis was a good day at ENT-ville)
"a disciple of CheckMK and DevOps guru Bill, who has mastered the art of CheckMK Nags"
Engineering Manager: "So have you used the tool CheckMK?"
Candidate: "Have I?? of course, you can almost say I'm a Ciccone at it! (slight smudge on face)"
Engineering Manager: "(visibly flabbergasted) Well then, you're hired! Go ahead configure these NAGs now!!" (Whole team laughs, 'tis was a good day at ENT-ville)