Circumscision

The thing you do when you realize the tube won't fit in the vaginal opening changing the shape to a nice narrow arrow shape, making it; easy, accessible, and pleasurable

Wife: Why'd you do that to your penis?!?!
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real