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A song by Tenacious D. Its the last song on their self-titled album. Its awesome. Go listen to it now.
At the end theres loads of silence and then another song that goes:
"Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this one
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up,
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
JB: Oh my God.
KG: Ahh... What?
JB: Dude, the red phone is flashing.
KG: Oh, yeah.
JB: Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
KG: Who is it?
JB: What?! No! No fucking way!
KG: What?
JB: Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
KG: Oh my God... what?
JB: Dude, I gotta stay here!
KG: Why do I have to go?
JB: Please! Please!
KG: Oh, God, okay.
JB: Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
KG: Uh, dude?
JB: Rage.
KG: I went all over Idaho...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
JB: What? There was no famine?
KG: Yeah, there was no famine, no.
JB: Dude.
KG: I don't know what's uh...
JB: A toast...
KG: A toast...
JB: Long live the "D."
KG: Long live the "D."
clinking of glasses
JB: Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
KG: What?
JB: For the good of the land.
KG: You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
JB/KG: Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
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JB: Don't, cut that part out.
KG: We've got it.
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City Hall Watson is an know active Norteño hood in Watsonville Ca, they kill scraps on site and will always put it down for their hood
Aye What You Bang? City Hall Watson Who’s Trippin?
In Belfast City Center, The gardens often are a gathering place for teenagers, often Goths. Also the Belfast wheel is beside the main building.
goths outside belfast city hall often scare younger children
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A person who isn't worth marrying anywhere other than city hall
Oh my ex wife? She was a city hall bitch
v. phrase- Canadian expression meaning to buy some drugs.
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Dude! Got any crack?
Nah man. I didn't have time to visit City Hall.
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City Hall door knob: see definition for ‘town bike’
In regards to a very promiscuous and slutty female. Who has had sexual encounters with just about everyone in the city. Or wouldn’t have a problem attempting to. Everyone gets a turn. Just like a door knob at the city hall.
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
When asking my friend if that hot Slut Jaclyn would be at the swingers party. He told me that she had become the city hall door knob the last he heard. And from that risky lifestyle ended up giving a turn to the wrong guy who then turned her out as a prostitute. The pimp soon realized she wasn’t a good earner since she was so use to giving it out for free and given her history with bedding down with nearly all the residents in the city , at one point in time or another without ever asking the guy for money. There wasn’t a single man who was willing to pay for a dirty town bike which they have all ridden for free. What a shame I thought. Cause she was fun and good to look at. Guess It is a Fine line between a fun ho. And a dumb and ruined one.
meaning its pointless to try and fight against whatever may be happening, be it losing a job, flunking a class, or breaking up with a girlfriend/boyfriend. Something
that is completely inevitable trying to fight against it happening is like taking on city hall, you will lose every time. City hall cant be beaten people, it just cant.
Guy 1: Wow so she broke up with you huh?
Guy 2: Yeh just broke the whole thing off, never really said why.
Guy: Think it was because your penis is so small?
Guy 1: Well mayby either way you cant fight city hall. Besides other women dont think that, take your mom for instance.
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1 in the face*
Worker 1: Son of a bitch! They changed policy again?!? I cant stand working here!
Worker 2: Yeh well what are you gonna do, you cant fight city hall.
Worker 1: Yeh your right, it could be worse at least my wife hasnt gained 20 lbs for every year we have been married, like your's has,...
Worker 2: *kicks worker 1 in the crotch as hard as he can*
Guy 1: Wow so she broke up with you huh?
Guy 2: Yeh just broke the whole thing off, never really said why.
Guy: Think it was because your penis is so small?
Guy 1: Well mayby either way you cant fight city hall. Besides other women dont think that, take your mom for instance.
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1 in the face*
Worker 1: Son of a bitch! They changed policy again?!? I cant stand working here!
Worker 2: Yeh well what are you gonna do, you cant fight city hall.
Worker 1: Yeh your right, it could be worse at least my wife hasnt gained 20 lbs for every year we have been married, like your's has,...
Worker 2: *kicks worker 1 in the crotch as hard as he can*
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