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A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.
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1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra
“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”
"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."
"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."
"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."
A liquid that hardens near an opening creating a crust. e.g. the hard clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle. Clard. - It sounds like it looks. Ryhmes with hard. clot crust
the hardened clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle after use.
He had to remove the clard to get the glue flowing again
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a pimple or zit usually located on the face and/or back
randy: Steve is that a clard on your face?
Steve: why yes it is
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