Clean-Aisle-Penile

The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.

"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."