Masturbating to a metronome for an even rhythm
My wanking coordination is so rickety that I can't dollop unless I clickbate.
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Republishing, re-posting, or re-blogging click bait that is 6 or more months old.
Eric- Hey Jim, I think Fox News has an obsession with The Huffington Post.
Tim- Why's that Eric?
Eric- Because they're extensively Clickbateing Their Facebook Messenger article from 8 months ago.
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Anyone who types this instead of " clickbait " is obviously below the age of 12. You've gotta correct them and make them understand that it's called clickbait.
Me : WOW !!11 XDD::DDD THIS VIDDEEEO WAS CLICKBATE!
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1) The pleasure received from clicking social media click bait and sharing them with friends.
2) The act of liking or sharing a link without doing research into its validity.
3) Also a news satire site of the same name.
Man, all these "you'll never believe what happened next" posts are pure clickbation.
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Click Bate is created by social media users to trick you into watching their video posts for way longer than is necessary. This allows them to gain more ad revenue by showing how long on average people spend watching there content.
Her exceeding long, uninformative, and purposefully deceitful Facebook video was nothing but clickbate.
/klik-buh-ay-tuh/
A physical or verbal threat of beating the viewer up if they do not consent to watch your 3am challenge videos.
"Hey Criss, please watch my new video, '*NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us'."
"no"
"im gonna beat you up criss YOURE GONNA PERISH AS WE SPEAK. WTACH MY *NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us VIDEO NOWWWWWWWWWWW"
"STOP NO I'LL WATCH YOUR CASHCOW CLICKBATE VIDEO PLZZZZZZZZ"