ClitNinja

A ClitNinja is someone who consistently manages to bed women yet appears to friends and family to be a shy retiring self conscious introvert.

ClitNinja is a term given to he who does not conform to the status quo of being needlessly attractive yet still manages to close the deal time and time again.

"did you see that geek just leave with the fittest girl in the club?.. Guy must be a serious ClitNinja"