Clitoritis

When a males penis shrinks inside itself and retreats into the body then becomes a clitoris. Occurs when a man/bro/homie/dude or any male does and enjoys something a male would and should not do under normal circumstances unless they are with their significant other or in worst case scenarios tortured by communists. Includes watching certain movies(The Notebook), listening to certain music (Justin Bieber or Michael Bublé) etc. Any questionable activity a male should not do.

Jason: "Hey I heard Doc contracted Clitoritis."

Benny: "Yeah he admitted he likes Michael Bublé."

Jason: "I guess we have to go to his penis funeral."

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Clitor

A person who is "as sensitive as a clitoris"

"You're such a clitor Jared "

clitorizer

One who has mastered the art of manipulating the clitoris in such a way to cause the female to orgasm uncontrollably.

Jeremy is so good with his mouth on the ladies that he call himself the clitorizer, causing them to climax in 18 seconds flat!

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Clitorally

In a Clitoral manner or sense ; Exactly

That pussy threw my back out. I mean Clitorally...had to see a chiropractor and shit!

clitorate

Skilled and/or learned in the use of the clitoris.

All the girls think John is very clitorate, as he gives frequent and powerful orgasms.

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clitorical

Any question that is posed only to the women in the general vicinity. Kinda like rhetorical question.

Guy 1:Anybody wanna go upstairs ;)?
Guy 2:Heck yes dude
Guy 1:Dude that's messed up, that was a clitorical question!

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clitoring

The act of having a goldfish suck your clitoris.

Man, my goldfish was so horny,he was clitoring me so hard.

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