Clobby

A shortened version of the phrase, 'Clinically Obese.'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey girlfriend, look at that fatty, too clobby for words!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Is clobby contagious?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'

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Clobby

The clelf (clown elf) child of Dobby from Harry Potter and the clown Pennywise. Some people think Clobby is an abomination of our society, but I just think he's misunderstood.

When Clobby was exposed to the wokest iconography, his clussy became gaped.

Clobby

The popular group chat application for Facebook, "Clobby"

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey friends, let's chat on clobby!'

Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Clobby.com?'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'

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clobby

A male who is underweight and threatens everybody he sees also likes lying about breaking bones and sucks a lot of ballsack

Shut the fuck up clobby

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Clobby

A feeling a tense life doom

Working in a coal mine made me feel so clobby