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Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.
Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??
Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.
it means you’re dumb/stupid.
“Omds Sarah is so clotted!”
“What does that mean?”
“It means she’s stupid.”
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To be in a state of extreme highness after smoking a lot of marijuana; to be dumb ass high.
After I took some bong hits last night, I became very clotted.
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Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.
Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.
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An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.
You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.
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The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot
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during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.
jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!
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