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The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.
Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!
McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.
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When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.
Blueballs or loner boner.
Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.
Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always
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1) The Macdonalds Clown, Ronald Macdonald
2) A penis
3) A male who thinks with his cock
1) You'll have fun with the meat clown at macdonalds
2) Man my meat clown threw up on her beef curtains
3) Jeez, do you always let ronald macdonald do your thinking
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A joke made in reference to the Deltarune character Jevil by Toby Fox on the Undertale 6th Anniversary Livestream.
What were you thinking of?
The Underground Meat Clown.
What's the Underground Meat Clown?
You'll have to figure that out for yourself. But now I'm gonna have to go ahead and make an entry on Urban Dictionary for you to find, otherwise you'll see the other entries for Meat Clown and think it's something sexual, which would make me sound creepy and weird in retrospect.
If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight
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The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.
Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.