Verb: an act of placing yourself into a conversation/situation that you weren't invited to by standing very closely to people, or the group of people.
Noun: He is standing there clownshoeing that guy.
You are talking to a guy or girl and the clownshoer comes over and stands between you, as if they are wearing clownshoes.
Tony: Dude, I was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when Mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.
Scott: Dude, what a clownshoer.
An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.
You have no room to talk, clownshoes.
I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.
"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.
n.
1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard
Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.
The world is full of clownshoes.
adj. - seeming ridiculous, completely out of place or proportion; utterly impractical
The ending to that movie was completely clownshoes, and made absolutely no sense in the context of the rest of the movie.
1.) One who tries too hard to gain the social acceptance of others.
2.) One who has made a terrible mistake.
also see tool
1.)
guy 1: "Hey guys, you guys hanging out? Can I hang out? We can go to the movies or to see a band play or to the mall or..."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."
2.)
guy 1: "Sorry for losing our winning lottery ticket."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."
1) A hopeless loser. An awkward, unattractive, and otherwise inept individual. Also known as a powertool.
2) A nickname for someone with the initials "C" and "S."
1) Way to miss the game-winning shot, clownshoes.
2) Hey ClownShoes, what's up?
Something or someone that pretty much sucks ass.
My mate: 'Did you see "Da Ali G Show" last night mate?'
Me: 'Nah mate. Its fucking Clown Shoes"