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Someone who is of simple mind and average looks yet is blessed with good fortune by being in the right place at the right time, or dumb luck. Kind of like Forest Gump.
"Dude, did you see Frank's new car?"
"Yeah man, he inherited a mad amount of money from his aunt, who always felt sorry for him cuz he is kinda stupid"
"Dude, did you see that smokin hot chick with Frank?"
"Yes, but don't tell his wife."
"Man, Frank is soooo Cloyd!
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Verb. To get out of having sex with someone by claiming your child is in peril.
Taryn: Are you coming over now, Bud? I just shaved my pubes.
Bud: I hate to cloyde you, but I'm not going to make it. A building just collapsed on my son.
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the coolest thing that you see at that moment in time
"oh my god that is the cloydest thing i've ever seen in my life"
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When you up to that bidness bidness type of bidness
That boy Cloyd Bidness preformed a happy tapioca session with his homie Rodney Pickle while listening to that new hit Cornelius Gooftown
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The definition of a ugly rat who is basically a pervert especially to the girls in his choir class. He’s also very unattractive and disgusting if you ever meet a Mr cloyd please run away before it’s to late.