co-person

What is the correct name for a co-worker who doesn't do any actual work?
"Co-Person, or possibly just 'leech.'"
(From Dilbert - 2018/10/17)

Magdalene is a verbal cascade during meetings but
a co-person the rest of the time, leaving me and the rest
of the engineers under a work- and time-commitment
avalanche in her stead.

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