COBRA COMMAND

A SECRET organazation whos president is Chuck Norris Its Vice president is ross and its ceo is stephen
and jo is a random member

stephen: cobra
jo: (stands)
teacher: (doesnt notice)
stephen and jo: cobra command

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cobra commander

the dominate male

clearly zack fights like a fucking (cobra commander)

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cobra commander

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"

After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander

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Cobra Commander

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.

If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.

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Cobra commander

Related to bitch made, not being a man, being a little bitch

Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.

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