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sexual penal pleasure for those that aquire it
Damn lil moma come get some of this good cock candy.
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The act of taking ur dick and wraping cotton candy around it and then letting someone eat it off
Man I feel like some candy, o wait how about some cock and candy.
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A Child Molester, Some Who Dates People Alot Younger Than Them. Basically A Paedophile In Some Way Or Another.
"Look at that fucking candy cock wif the five year old girlfriend"
"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"
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when ur sexual partner uses bubilicious gum instead of a condom.
i ran out of condom so i gave her the candy cock last night
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When your having sex with your significant other on New Years Eve, at the stroke of midnight as the dazzling fireworks starts to go off, you pull out, open a sachet of pop rocks (Popping candy purchased from Walmart) slide your dick into the sachet then quickly insert back into her vagina. Deep penetration while your grinding will set off a crackling orgasmic popping explosion for your genital organs and finish off by licking the remaining candy off each other with a sixty nine.
Daddy: 'I used to buy the kids just a couple of sachets, I know buy boxes of Pop Cocks Popping Candy but I hide them from the kids'.
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When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
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