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When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.
I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.
When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile
“Omg you have croc cock?!
“Is that a croc cock?
I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock
The condom looked like croc cock
Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?
"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"
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