"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"
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I shot a huge load of Cock Custard all over that slut last night.
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Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.
I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.
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Placing a risky trade on the stock market
Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.
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Custard cock; when a guy has clap he has a custard cock.
Yellow brown and slimy just like custard with a thick layer of skin
"Haha Stuart has clap"
"Urgh custard cock"
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I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick