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One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.
That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.
A cock pilot is a woman who rides a dick
Me: "My girlfriend is such a cock pilot"
Friend: "I've never had sex with my girlfriend before"
Me: "Sad."
A man who likes to take it in the ass, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a homosexual would go.
Tom is a Cock Pilot!
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A wingman so good, that they don't just get you the girl, but they guide you to the navigational landing strip!!
Hey did you see Jessica last night? Yeah thanks to my Cock Pilot, Mike, I got with her.
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A cock pilot, is any man who feel ultra confident in his appearance and mojo thus giving him enhanced or over confidence in his ability to bed the opposite sex.
The Origin of the phrase was during WW2, as air force pilots would call the TOMCAT a cock pilot, later it was used throughout general military troops during Vietnam and was used mainly for those about to go and r&r, which generally meant intercourse with native populations - whore or prostitute- "me love you long time, cock pilot"
A cock pilot is used as a verb, as in Sir, you are a cock pilot this evening..
The origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the cock pilot someone in control of the situation
Cock Pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. Fasten your seatbelt states the cock pilot the evening has just begun.
Cock Pilots are generally short lived and return to their normal cock or puddly status generally after a failed landing or attempt in few rare occasions a Cock Pilot will stay in full pilot mode for weeks on end, this would only happen should said cock pilot have by his side at least a (7-8- based on universally accepted 7-8 ratings)
Friend is wearing his best shirt and has a distinctive swagger, as he walks into a disco....he states, man am I going to get laid tonight
Friend 2: You sure are sir, tonight your a real cock pilot
Friend: roger that !!!!
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