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It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.
In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.
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to lift yourself off the ground... using only your boner
KG:Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner
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Lee can lift off of the ground from his cock pushup.
One will do.
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Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
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To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.
Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?
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The act of lying flat on one's stomach and lifting oneself with one's boner.
I've increased the strength of my penis by doing cock pushups.
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It's when you fuckin lay down, on the ground. And you let your boner lift you up of the floor.
Jack black does cock pushups all the time, while Kyle Gass don't belive him!
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