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A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).
I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.
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when you erect so fast its crzy because u see sus stuff
right as she took her bra off I had a cockapult
Take your erect penis, pull it slightly towards yourself. Add a small flyable object such as a candy. Release your dick and watch the object shoot through the air. Boom, you've got a cockapult.
I killed that pesky pigeon using my trusty cockapult.