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n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive
the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus
Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
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1. Could be used as an insult or
2. Define the result of male orgasm
1. You are a total CockSplat
2. You just got your CockSplat all over me
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a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
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