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When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.
(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!
(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!
(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!
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Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.
Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!
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An instrument made from dildos created and played by the incredible band “Second Wife.”
“Oh my god, have you seen Second Wife? They play the Cockenspiel ™“
“Damnnnn, that girl must be grade 8 pee-nist, have you seen how she handles that Cockenspiel ™ ?!”
The art of playing of slapping your penis on the glockenspiel to create music.
"I love cockenspieling on a night out"
Cockenspieling is playing a glockenspiel with you cock
I'm bored, let's go Cockenspieling
The act of playing the glockenspiel with your cock
Patrick had a good time Cockenspieling today