Cockmare

A nightmare about cocks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about cocks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the cock, wants the cock, needs the cock. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.

Jimmy: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were cocks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling."

Beth: "Jimmy sounds like you just had your first cockmare."

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cockmar

A person who regularly insults women and generally acts in a disrespectful way towards women. This person is more likely to insult and disrespect after a few drinks or around friends. In order to fit the true definition of a cockmar, one must have at least been slapped by a recently aquatinted woman, or had a drink poured on him.

I can't believe what he said to her, he's such a cockmar.

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