Cocknut

A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.

I know this little cocknut is seeing my texts and not responding!

Cocknut

A coconut in the shape of a ball-sack.

Hey, Joe can you pass me a Cocknut? Im thirsty.

Cocknuts are a very rare type of coconut.

cocknut

1: A form of idiocy.
2: An insult to someone or something.

Your a cocknut for destroying my work!

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cocknut

A derogatory/expletive noin, coined by !phil.

Produced as the composite of cock and nut both parts of the male genitalie, it is used to describe EITHER a complete douchebag OR an extremely manly man. It is the context in which it is used that the meaning is deduced from.

!phil is now known as cocknut

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cocknut

A crazy nutter that just cant get enough cock.

You know that girl katie? She is a total cocknut.

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Cocknut

A person that is simple. A silly fool. An idiot.

Roy is such a cocknut for walking thru mud and not wiping his shoes off before walking on the white carpet.