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After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.
Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?
He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...
Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!
A small cactus plant that looks like a cock. Daithi de Nogla came up with it in a GMod Scary Maps vid in 2015
Danny: I love my new cactus
Frank: Ha it looks like a cocktus. Get it cuz it looks like a cock😂
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A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.
He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.
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A cactus shaped like a cock, but can also be the lovely male on virtual space amino. He's a cool dude that everyone loves but he is a huge dick, that's why his name is cocktus. He likes to be called cockie.
George: i hate cocktus, he is such a dick.
Everyone: nobody likes you george
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Jose whooped out his cocktus and we got it on. It was muy caliente.
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A sex toy closely resembling a cactus. When it is inside a woman, gives birth to a cactus. Popular among pirates.
Person 1:Allyson and Blake had a cactus-baby!
Person 2:How the hell???
Person 1: They bought a cocktus.
Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.
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when a cactus arm resembles a cock
damn that cactus has a cocktus
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