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Coltyn

A form of the name "Colton" and "Colten" made to look more cute by unoriginal mothers. It also can be used to signify the Y chromosome, which makes the name extra manly, though it seems to look more feminine. It is likely that this person is going to go through life having their name misspelled and mispronounced until death. Retards will commonly pronounce this name as "Clayton" or "Caitlyn" upon reading it on paper.

This person will grow into a mass murderer and kill all those who spell their name and mispronounce their name the wrong way eventually. But chances are they will just go home and cry about it after school everyday.

"C-clayton is there a c-clayton or caitlyn in this room?" "Oh your name is Colton? I thought it was clayton" "COLTYN WOW THAT IS A COOL WAY TO SPELL THAT NAME" "bro why is there a y in your name?"

by Lynces February 19, 2016

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Free Coltyn

A movement to irate an evil fuckboy named Skyler Davis from the American public system.
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by SpankMeeDaddy December 19, 2019


coltyn swisher

One of the nicest guys you can meet, although very insecure and intimidated by a lot of people. Scared to be bullied or made fun of. Can pull a lot of girls and will. Isn’t afraid to shoot his shot and keep a girl attached. Often known as a player and likes to use girls for when he is bored. A contestant heartbreaker. He thinks of himself as not a player when everyone knows he is. Very confusing person and not the brightest tool in the shed but a good person to hang out with and have in your life.

Guy: “hey look its coltyn swisher”
Girl: “ohh hey it is, lets see if i get heart broken again”

Guy: “at least hang out with us he’s a good friend”

by Fuck you bitchesss September 11, 2021


Coltyn

This person will always be apart of your life. Whether it's just as a friend or more than that, they will always want you apart of their life and you will always want them to be apart of yours. They may disappear for a while but they always come back they'll never completely leave you.

They are always the one keeping conversations going and they are very easy to get along with if they trust you.

It's very easy to fall in love with coltyn.

Coltyn is my favorite person in the world.

by Red heads are cute November 22, 2021


Coltyn Edward Wright

Coltyn Edward Wright is the sweetest and most kind boy in the world. He always knows how to make people smile and laugh. He loves to hunt and fish and his favorite place is Hayward Wisconsin. Everybody he knows loves him. He loves big dogs including mastiffs, rotwhilers, and great danes. Coltyn is the sweetest, sexiest, thiccist, boy you will ever meet.

OMG I need me a Coltyn Edward Wright!!!

by 111817 July 7, 2018