Complane

A state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the Complane”. Depending on how unbearable you are to your friends, they may assert that you are the Pilot, the Co-Pilot, the Stewardess, or simply a Passenger on the Complane.

Friend 1: I’m so tired of studying, I want my exams to just be over already.
Friend 2: You are really riding the Complane right now.

Friend 1: Why do we have to be at this party right now? I don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
Friend 2: Wow, you’re like the Stewardess of the Complane.

Friend 1: WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!
Friend 2: Congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a Pilot position on the Complane.

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Complane

complane is a made up word that combines the words "complain" and "plane". It is used as a company name (complane.de) of a service company that claim damage payment from airlines according to EU law

complane – We stand up for your air passenger rights!

Complanal

When one talks a big anal game but when it comes down to it they’re like “Ow! Stop that! Why are you doing it like that?!” the whole damn time.

They said they were into butt play, but they’re more into complanal.